Hey Fat Girl – A Poem

Photo by Jennifer Burk on Unsplash Hey Fat Girl! How many times are you going to call me fat?  Hey Fat Girl! Didn't you hear me! Don't call me fat, I do not care for you calling me that! Hey Fat Girl! When was the last time you called me fat? Was it after you stole my savings …

Yes, This Cat Just Wrote A Poem About Life (Humans Plz Read)

Why can't you get it through your thick head? That when you're lying in bed, I assume you're dead. I make sure it's true by touching your face with my paw. And, then you swat me away with a pillow, and I jump back in awe. So, human where is my food, since you live …